”God, I’m such a lesbian” - Florence Welch. Really Florence? Hm, never could’ve guessed that.
Always reblog lesbian florence
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If Disney Villains Were Beautiful
Source: http://imgur.com/DY6DTxn
I’d do every single one of them in a heartbeat. Yes, the women too.
Jafar looks like the guy who was deported for being too handsome. Same beard style and everything.
He is sexy and I want him.
aw, wow the villains look so sexy, i have a thing got captain hook now!!!
NO ONE HAS A PROBLEM THAT THEY MADE URSULA SKINNY???? LIKE, JESUS, NO WAY IN HELL A FAT WOMAN CAN BE BEAUTIFUL RIGHT?
Same thing for the Queen of Hearts.
I’m annoyed by them making the Queen of Hearts and Ursula skinny too…. but am I the only one who thinks Jafar looks a bit like that guy who was recently deported for being too sexy?
Did anyone notice that ursula is actually Christina Aguilera.. just skinnier
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A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
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Marry me
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
YESomg i didnt reblog this last year!
I just realised: THATS WILLIAM SHATNER!
Omfg ok I literally just came on Tumblr to find this to reblog and it was the first post that loaded on my dash that is weird af ok
HAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAH
YES
Every year :)IT’S 12 AM ON APRIL 25TH HERE IN MONTREAL, CANADA
one thing went right today
THE SCARY THING IS THAT IT’S ACTUALLY SO TRUE RIGHT NOW
Holy freaking yes!!!!
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